SMS HUMOR 1

sms ini seeru bangget !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beneran !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
karena banyak tanda
serunya


yank kok gak sms?
marah ya yank...
yank..udah bosen ya yank...
kok diem..
kamu kenapa yank..
yank lupa ya...
ini aku yank...

cucu eyank...


pohon jengkol di tembak rundal
you miskol gak punya modal


sial banget aku hari ini, udah kena copet, sakit
mencret, jalan kepeleset, kaki lecet, muka
dijepret sama karet, eh sekarang sms malah di
baca sama monyet..!!!! kampret!!!!!!!!


SELAMAT!!!! Anda mendapatkan kado dari Digital LG!!
Pilih yg anda suka :
1. Digi-Last Mobil
2. Digi-Link Truk
3. Digi-Ring Polisi
4. Digi-Git Anjing
5. Digi-Lir Banci



dokter RS jiwa melihat pasiennya buat kopi lalu
memasukkan sebutir obat ke dalamnya.
dokter: obat apa yang dimasukkan ke kopimu?
pasien: obat penurun panas biar kopi cepet
dingin!

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